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MAGA Foreign Minister candidate says she knows Trump won California … because she is an empath

In the July 28 issue of Steve Bannon Molts His Larval Alien Husk Before Your Astonished Eyes, Hamm was asked how she knew Donald Trump had won California. (Narrator: He didn't.)

It went a bit like this:

HAMM: “Well, I think an audit is the key. That's why I released a press release today calling for an official exam in California. I cycled up and down the state of California during COVID. My husband was unemployed and we had the time to do it, so we went and checked out the state and guess what I saw everywhere? Except for the homeless and littering because of liberal policies that drove the state into the ground. I've seen Trump signs. Trump even signs in liberal areas. Trump signs everywhere. And I'm something of an empath type that I feel the atmosphere of places if you will and guess what I was feeling? I felt an intense energy and power approaching Trump from California and I always felt like something was turning, right? A few years ago there was a poll that said 65% of Californians considered themselves to be moderately left-wing. The same poll was conducted eight weeks ago – 68% of Californians said they consider themselves to be moderate-right-wing. A shift has occurred in the state of California and I want to get to the bottom of what happened in the elections because I believe California is Trump country. "

Hoo-boy, that's something, isn't it?

To be fair, I don't know what poll she's talking about. However, I do know that Joe Biden won the state of California by 29.2% – exactly as predicted.

But yes, there were Trump signs. Even in liberal areas. That usually happens when you have the support of around 6 million people who really like courtyard signs. And flags. And boats. But it means shit in the voting booth.

It's getting weird out there folks. There seems to be a basic mood in pretending that Donald Trump has won a state that, almost logically, he couldn't win. Ten days ago, Pillow Man declared Donald Trump the true and legitimate winner of the Golden State to thunderous applause.


Mike Lindell believes Donald Trump won the state of California when considering both electoral fraud and “organic theft” (deaths, illegals, non-residents, minors, multiple elections).

– PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 18, 2021

Sure, why not? Let's just say he won New York too. And the Powerball lottery. And a Nobel Prize for Greatness. And a golden ticket from Willy Wonka.

If you get strong, you might as well be reaching for the stars, right?

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