& # 39; Hey Liz, if I lie, will you cover me? & # 39; "Kevin, I wouldn't even cum on you if you were on fire."
On the News Today: Texas Governor Greg Abbott defended the state's new Republican-required anti-abortion law in a truly bizarre guise that had to be seen to be believed. House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is still a liar, and former House Republican officer Liz Cheney is one of those who confronts him on his hackneyed claims. In the meantime, the Democratic senators are being asked to set voting rights and other existential priorities over the filibuster's faux-comity. Still.
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